In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been recorded.

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If she hired me, I'd have collected

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Is he possibly the same lawyer who thought mc donalds should start serving iced coffee? No wait, someone may get frostbite...that's worth suing over too, isn't it!? (Roll the eyes)

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Do tell me how u would go about getting payment?

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sarcasm much?

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A little. But really, how would u collect?

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I guess I could slap a garnishment subpoena on the Pope since he is the Vicar of Christ on earth. I'll put a real property lien on the Vatican to start. I could repo the Pope-mobile. I'll get a Writ of Execution on all the art and jewels in St. Paul's Basilica. I’d run a title search and find all the other real property the Vatican holds and file (after the Vatican) an Amended Judgment Lien Certificate on those other properties. Then I’d hold a judgment auction of all papal land with the help of the papal sheriffs, taking my third, of course, off the top of my head.

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Thanks for the BA and the opportunity to garnish God

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Charlie Chaplin once won a third place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.

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rly?

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Hey...you read the same book I did. :)

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For real? That's pretty good.

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I've read it somewhere, but don't remember where anymore. Hope it's true 'cause that would be an epic fail.

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hahah I've heard that, that's hilarious

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The average airspeed of the common housefly is 4 1/2 mph. A housefly beats its wings about 20,000 times per minute<br />
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Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes<br />
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Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.<br />
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Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.<br />
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In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car<br />
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Crossing one's fingers is a way of secretly making the sign of the Cross. It was started by early Christians to ask for divine assistance without attracting the attention of pagans.<br />
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John Hancock was the only one of fifty signers of the Declaration of Independence who actually signed it on July 4.<br />
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Forty six percent of the world's water is in the Pacific Ocean. The Atlantic has 23.9 percent; the Indian, 20.3; the Arctic, 3.7 percent.

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1-3 people in the USA die each year from vending machines falling on top of them

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Polar bears are left pawed.

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bowling balls can float on water. Displacement varies result, but if you'd like i can prove it mathematically. 15000 gallons (average pool size) can sustain a 9 pound or less bowling ball. Archimedes principle of buoyancy: look it up. Its much cooler when you create your own facts.

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For some odd reason I want to see this.

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There is a certain breed of frog that can survive being frozen...pretty much solid.

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i thought lobsters were the only ones that could survive a freeze

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Dolphins go to sleep with only one half of their brain at a time.

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If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

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There are probably going to be some European elections soonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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i llike your username but i guess thats useless to right?

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absolutely

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:(

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wood floats. You ALREADY knew that?!?

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if only gilligan knew that....

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all including you and i

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