F that, people get in physical fights over parking spaces and nintendo wiis. I heard a few years ago that a guy got stabbed over a ps3. I try to do my christmas shopping on the net.
The mentally challenged and the masochists
I did it once. I struggled through mobs of disgruntled bargain hunters, bought two things, stood in line forever, and then spent two hours trying to get out of the outlet parking lot. I'd rather be boiled in oil than to do it again.