because vamps are filthy rich and werewolves are dirt poor?
The vampire might suck there blood but they won't get mad jump on them and kill them but the werewolf might.
... Because that's **********?
Bes-ti-a-li-ty, and I still can't figure how this censoring works.
On the other side, being with vampires is ne-cro-phi-li-a
Screw humanoids, I have dendrophilia.
Yea, except for that kinda gives the term "love for nature" new, deep and dark meaning. But it's not true about success. Cacti don't love me
I'm not~ I'm telling you~
Not a masochist. I'm not sure about dendrophilia still. I should go and hug a tree.
Even if his complexion was a tad pasty looking, the (*pretend with me) vampire would at least be decent looking enough to take you somewhere as opposed to dragging a wolf up to the table in a restaurant,
Because I'd be gawjus if it were with a vamp.
A vampire is usually human; there was a woman, on here, not so long ago, who said she loved her dog licking her *****, no not her cat , her Vulva, so I am sure she would, for the ultimate kick, chose a Werewolf.
Because a vampire can love passionately and intimately and forever but a werewolf might end up eating you without realizing..
Frankly i wouldnt want anyone who laps their water from a dish
werewolf's are notorious for not paying child support
It's a mind boggler
vampires are rich and look hot all the time, you will never have to cook for them, basically very low maintenance, plus you save a lot of time because you dont have to chase them to give them baths.