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If they were indeed real of course.
5thApprentice 5thApprentice 18-21, M 13 Answers Mar 25 in Community

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because vamps are filthy rich and werewolves are dirt poor?

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The vampire might suck there blood but they won't get mad jump on them and kill them but the werewolf might.

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... Because that's **********?

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Bes-ti-a-li-ty, and I still can't figure how this censoring works.

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On the other side, being with vampires is ne-cro-phi-li-a

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Either way its sick, lolol

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Screw humanoids, I have dendrophilia.

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You have 100% success rate then and loving nature is a good thing lol.

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Yea, except for that kinda gives the term "love for nature" new, deep and dark meaning. But it's not true about success. Cacti don't love me

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Cacti? :O Maybe if you were a masochist :P

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I'm not~ I'm telling you~

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You're not what; a masochist, dendrophiliac or both?

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Not a masochist. I'm not sure about dendrophilia still. I should go and hug a tree.

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Even if his complexion was a tad pasty looking, the (*pretend with me) vampire would at least be decent looking enough to take you somewhere as opposed to dragging a wolf up to the table in a restaurant,

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Because I'd be gawjus if it were with a vamp.

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A vampire is usually human; there was a woman, on here, not so long ago, who said she loved her dog licking her *****, no not her cat , her Vulva, so I am sure she would, for the ultimate kick, chose a Werewolf.

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Because a vampire can love passionately and intimately and forever but a werewolf might end up eating you without realizing..

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*reads username* This answer is so biased :P

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Frankly i wouldnt want anyone who laps their water from a dish

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werewolf's are notorious for not paying child support

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It's a mind boggler

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vampires are rich and look hot all the time, you will never have to cook for them, basically very low maintenance, plus you save a lot of time because you dont have to chase them to give them baths.

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