because vamps are filthy rich and werewolves are dirt poor?
... Because that's **********?
Bes-ti-a-li-ty, and I still can't figure how this censoring works.
On the other side, being with vampires is ne-cro-phi-li-a
Screw humanoids, I have dendrophilia.
Yea, except for that kinda gives the term "love for nature" new, deep and dark meaning. But it's not true about success. Cacti don't love me
I'm not~ I'm telling you~
Not a masochist. I'm not sure about dendrophilia still. I should go and hug a tree.
Because I'd be gawjus if it were with a vamp.
A vampire is usually human; there was a woman, on here, not so long ago, who said she loved her dog licking her *****, no not her cat , her Vulva, so I am sure she would, for the ultimate kick, chose a Werewolf.
Because a vampire can love passionately and intimately and forever but a werewolf might end up eating you without realizing..
Frankly i wouldnt want anyone who laps their water from a dish
werewolf's are notorious for not paying child support
It's a mind boggler
vampires are rich and look hot all the time, you will never have to cook for them, basically very low maintenance, plus you save a lot of time because you dont have to chase them to give them baths.