That's true. Zombies are just too slow and stupid. If you get caught by them, so are you. :)
I believe it's because of the idea that the living have to rest, whereas zombies don't. Therefore they will catch you eventually.
Is anything truly secure when you have an unrelenting force outside constantly trying to break in 24/7 without need of sustenance or rest?
You did ask...
You're obviously the over-confident one who will get half way through, think they are safe and then get ambushed from behind.
I'm the one who has a stash of swords in her house and knows who to use them.
No. If I laugh the zombies will hear me....