Didn't you pay for this?

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*Smack* There was a spider on your face.

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Is that YOUR face??? Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.

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'cause you're standing in my space - back up!

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It's called CPR, you're dying.

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I love me some CPR. Hehe.

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Lol, nothing's more thrilling than an nice evening cardiac arrest.

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I thought I smelled Burger King

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Would you rather I breathed on your ***?

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That would be delightful. It's a chilly night.

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Here, let me down a liter of whiskey for good measure.

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