*jumps out the window*
Becasue I am the King. It's good to be the King.
Because I am his groom of the stool closet.
I was looking for the harem.
Need A good whopper...
He is going to behead me because I ate his scone.
That's the best place to find my queen.
He has 5 wives.. he was out horse riding with his friends.. connect the dots.
Why waste good poison elsewhere?
To better push Humpty Dumpty off the wall