I AM SMAUG.

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Your fire! You are DEATH!!

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YEA SO? I TOOK THE DWARVES MOUNTAIN BIG DEAL

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Rotflmbo lol rotflol

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Whilst what you just said is probably an acronym for some 'hip' expression of the day, to me, it just looks like you're drowning. Sorry! I guess I'm just too old-fashioned.

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And the hearts of millions of Sherlock lovers.

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I love Sherlock!!!!!!!!!

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I FOUND SPAM!

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This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence
There's more than meets the eye round here look to the waters of the deep
A city of evil
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head
Symbolic woman sits on his throne, but hatred strips her and leaves her naked
The Beast and the Harlot

She's a dwelling place for demons, she's a cage for every unclean spirit every filthy bird
And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicate with our kings
Fallen now is Babylon the Great

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, Myrrh and pearls
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn
Destroyed in an hour
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors navigators too
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky
The Beast and the Harlot

The day has come for all us sinners
If your not a servant you'll be struck to the ground.
Flee the burning, greedy city looking back on her to see there's nothin' around.
I don't believe in fairy tales
And no one wants to go to Hell
But you made the wrong decision
And it's easy to see.
Now if you want to serve above or be a king below with us
You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever

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I think my sarcastic voice is a dragon. Apart from when it's a werewolf.

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Lol!

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When i ees younger i had a fast car. Did a lot of dtagon on the streets. Got a few speeding tickets tho

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What?.....?

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Drag racing...i thought dragon might be a northern term

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Norther term? I'm in America in Oklahoma!

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Oh, i thought you were a Yankee my bad.sorry

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It's fine

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Humor

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Why, indeed?

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Ya why aren't/are you?

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Cruel fate would have it that I be manufactured as a yellow plastic spatula.

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Ok

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What's wrong with being a spatula? Surely there must be some good days...

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Lol

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