They only do it when no one is watching. They are rather modest creatures.

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Against union regulations

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they can, they are simply far to dignified to do so

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They've been keeping it on the down low ever since the cow jumped over the moon. No one was supposed to know that.

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They can...though it's more like a leap, I suppose.

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They can, they just don't feel like it.

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probably something to do with you 1000lb's of meat they're wielding. if not, then, i don't know :|

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They can.

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I worked on a dairy......cows can jump

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Cows can jump but they hate it when the bulls watch their **** bounce and jiggle!!They also don't want to waste any milk.....they lose profit when that happens and when that happens....hello quarter pounder with cheese and I don't mean that **** from McDognuts!!!!!

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bc they are so fat

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they would shake their milk and turn it to butter. and that cant feel great coming out

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only when its a full moon

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