Must...refrain from...pubic hair joke.....
because some are shag, some are bur bur, whatever that is
The only magic carpet in my book is one that doesn't give you rug burns when you're making out on the floor...
Why can't every lamp have a genie in it?
Don't want to sound too brutal, but just saw a new twist to an old quote.<br />
"Life is a **** sandwich, eat it, or starve"
Because not every wish can come true. ;(
id be happy with one!