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    KeasbeyNights - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by KeasbeyNights Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    You can be a ninja if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

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  1. FreakDash - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by FreakDash Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:57PM

    But if they don't ninja, then they're no friends of mine.

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  2. Darklon7 - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by Darklon7 Mar 11th, 2013 at 6:00PM

    Shh, you're not supposed to know your friends are ninjas...

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14 Answers to "Why can't I be a ninja?"

  1. DreamingTaoTiger - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by DreamingTaoTiger Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    Because you haven't killed without fighting whilst being unknown unseen and unheard....in this lies the problem...you never will be...because we wouldn't know when you did...and you'd leave nobody to tell the tale.

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  2. PurpleGalaxyPenguin - 70+ years old - female

    Posted by PurpleGalaxyPenguin Mar 11th, 2013 at 6:01PM

    I thought you were!!!!

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  3. thomaslong86 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by thomaslong86 Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:59PM

    pink doesn't camoflarge wel :)

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  4. LadyGypsy - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by LadyGypsy Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:59PM

    KEWL
    You can be a ninja start training first thing tomorrow morning.

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  5. Bearneedskeeper - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Bearneedskeeper Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:58PM

    Well the Kung Fu Hill Billy did it-! So why can't you? Youtube Kung Fu Hill Billy on Jerry Springer! LOL!

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  6. HTH83 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by HTH83 Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:58PM

    Why not? Fly to Japan and practice the martial art of Ninjutsu, always a good start, you can teach old dogs to sit...

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  7. FirefighterTianna - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by FirefighterTianna Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:57PM

    Not YET is what you meant. Train hard, my girl. Work real good, and before you know it, PRESTO! You are a ninja! You also have to move swiftly and quietly. Practice sneaking up on someone who won't mind, like a pet. Or make believe a person, but be extra quiet!

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  8. Sadandsulkingpuppy - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Sadandsulkingpuppy Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    Are you a turtle?

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  9. Tyrrmack - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Tyrrmack Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    Are you serious? Look at that hair color.

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  10. EdouardMoreau - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by EdouardMoreau Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    You can.. You just need to train young apprentice.. You would make a good ninja with hair like that. No one would suspect you of being an assasin :)

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  11. TwattyMcCocknoodles - 22-25 years old

    Posted by TwattyMcCocknoodles Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    you don't believe in yourself

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  12. usyou - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by usyou Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:56PM

    You can if you train!

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  13. Ferric67 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Ferric67 Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:55PM

    Are you Japanese?

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  14. FreakDash - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by FreakDash Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:57PM

    Yeppers, partially.

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  15. Ferric67 - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by Ferric67 Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:57PM

    Then I don't see why not

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