mr. tumnus is scared you will rape him

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Lol

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Well you have to go through narnia imigration services... an evil white witch, a few thousand misc dwarfs minotaurs and cougars, and then a sea monster. But after that? Just memorize some history and pass the test and youll be good to go :P

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Cause you keep taking a right when you enter the wardrobe....maybe this video will help you better with directions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jaguUSrTU

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Because Life is a cold hearted b!tch.

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because they are way to normal for us there

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There are some prerequisites. You have to have a magic closet, and love Turkish delight.

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Because you are allergic to beavers.

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why cant i live in any other reality. just go explore. thats what imagination is for.

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Because you live at Hogwarts.

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