mr. tumnus is scared you will rape him
Well you have to go through narnia imigration services... an evil white witch, a few thousand misc dwarfs minotaurs and cougars, and then a sea monster. But after that? Just memorize some history and pass the test and youll be good to go :P
Cause you keep taking a right when you enter the wardrobe....maybe this video will help you better with directions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jaguUSrTU
Because Life is a cold hearted b!tch.
Because you don't have "the wardrobe". You have to go pillage it from the studio that owns it lol
Because your better than fiction.
because they are way to normal for us there
There are some prerequisites. You have to have a magic closet, and love Turkish delight.
Because you are allergic to beavers.
why cant i live in any other reality. just go explore. thats what imagination is for.
Because you live at Hogwarts.