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missjo32 missjo32 31-35, F 16 Answers Apr 18, 2012

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Well, although for "women" it is technically possible, a real lady has such a tight....um...er..you know....that it is very difficult for air of any kind to escape. And that is why real ladies look so very prune-faced, for the most part....because they are holding back so very many things.

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made me laugh lol

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Because, like how shirts get called "blouses", farts are called "toots" or "fluffs" when ladyfied.

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I've got news for you, THEY CAN. I've heard it and unfortunately smelt it too :((((

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they smell worse

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My wife gave me the dutch oven one night. It wast pretty. I couldn't smell anything for three days and my eyes were still watering the next morning. Lol.

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They talk so much,they're mouth is open more than not,therefore,they only get bad breath ; }

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your an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you don't know the same women i do.

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Ewwwwww.

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It's a law

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then what do you call that I do everymorning

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Blowing kisses??

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ive never met one that cant fart

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????



I have a co-worker, kid you not, will bust it out in the open in the office and think nothing of it. It's pretty bizarre.

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They aren't man enough!!!

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Maybe that explains why we get bloated!

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Because they don't have an arsehole until they're married ( sorry heard it at work today and had to share it)

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I REALLY like that one! hehehehe

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