Well, although for "women" it is technically possible, a real lady has such a tight....um...er..you know....that it is very difficult for air of any kind to escape. And that is why real ladies look so very prune-faced, for the most part....because they are holding back so very many things.
made me laugh lol
Because, like how shirts get called "blouses", farts are called "toots" or "fluffs" when ladyfied.
I've got news for you, THEY CAN. I've heard it and unfortunately smelt it too :((((
they smell worse
My wife gave me the dutch oven one night. It wast pretty. I couldn't smell anything for three days and my eyes were still watering the next morning. Lol.
They talk so much,they're mouth is open more than not,therefore,they only get bad breath ; }
your an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you don't know the same women i do.
It's a law
then what do you call that I do everymorning
ive never met one that cant fart
I have a co-worker, kid you not, will bust it out in the open in the office and think nothing of it. It's pretty bizarre.
They aren't man enough!!!
Maybe that explains why we get bloated!
I REALLY like that one! hehehehe