Why can't you let an innocent back scratch remain innocent?
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Posted by BarvoDelancy Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:55PM
I can! If you wanted molestering you woulda asked for it, amirite?
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Posted by Poetforit Jan 28th, 2013 at 12:54AM
maybe if you weren't naked...
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Posted by AnonymousButCandid Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:58PM
It depends on the person whose back gets scratched, and the manner in which it became scratched. If you were trying to squeeze through a tight opening, and happened to scratch your back -- it would remain innocent. If you happened to pay a person to dress in unusual garb with instructions to scratch your back -- that scenario might not remain innocent for long.
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Posted by siamul Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:57PM
There's no such thing as an innocent back scratch.
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Reply by fourthtot Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:59PM
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Posted by deeppenetration Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:56PM
Human touch.
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Posted by BlackToad Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:55PM
Exactly.
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Posted by MikeWinther Jan 27th, 2013 at 9:55PM
A swinging rake would seem less than innocent
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