Cases in the past have shown us that a nerd's legs are so strong, that they can choke grown men to death just like a boa constrictor, and can break the neck even of an athlete. they are also strong enough to resist breakage from structural stress of the strangling as well as the escape attempts of the victim. What is the reason nerds were designed with such long and strong legs?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior's nerd thighs?
You again... There's something seriously wrong with you.