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denverguy denverguy 36-40, M 29 Answers Jul 25, 2009

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He was trying to get to the other side?? Oh, yeah, that's why the chicken crossed the road...<br />
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Maybe it was because he was running away from the carving knife - oh, wait - that was the 3 Blind Mice...<br />
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Hmmmm - MAYBE it was because his momma told him not to get on that wall because he would fall and he just had to learn the lesson the hard way!! Typical!

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Hi denverguy<br />
At last a serious question! Humpty Dumpty was angry at Alice and shut his eyes. Alice walked away and said "Of all the unsatifactory peoplie I ever met -"Much harder to balance with eyes shut and also being angry. However the arrival of the two soldiers at the "next moment" is highly suspicious and there are Conspiracy Theories wink wink.<br />
There is much debate but surely it was necessary to Alice's narrative journey so the egg had to crack fro the greater good.<br />
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Well, according to "'Katfather's tales'' (Sold at your nearest bookstore that has no shame) there's more to the tail , huh, tale:' <br />
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'' In sorrow Humpty watched, as the cow jumped over the Moon, <br />
His two lovers, the dish and the spoon, <br />
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Run away off to unknown lands, <br />
as Humpty watched and wrung his hands. <br />
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''Oh woe is me !'' Poor Humpty cried, <br />
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And waved back and forth , from side to side.. <br />
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It was tragedy that closed his eyes to her coming, <br />
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Sadness that made him blind, <br />
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He didn't see her hoofs falling towards him, he couldn't move in time. <br />
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You hear that the fall killed him, but that isn't true at all, <br />
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When steak and eggs met that night, they both died before falling off the wall. <br />
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Pity, oh pity, the sadness of it all, <br />
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The kings men collected all that fell from the wall, <br />
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But no good came of it they discovered soon, <br />
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They could collect and cook, but do nothing without the dish and the spoon.. <br />
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And the little dog laughed to see such a sight, <br />
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But when he saw the hunger in the King's men eyes, ran away in the night..

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What the Hell was he doing on the wall in the first place?

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bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!...im not telling.... :)

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Shrek probably pushed him

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Because he just couldn't straddle the fence any longer. At some point you have to choose a side.

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It was too high?<br />
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He scaled the wall with a ladder, but was scared of <br />
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heights!......And Fell!

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Alice flashed him ... and then ... Splat! ...

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I think he simply lost his balance. The rumor that he had been drinking was been largely unsubstantiated.

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he lost his balance

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Guess he lost his balance...he was an egg, after all. Have you ever been an egg and tried sitting on a wall? : )

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Humpty Dumpty (an interesting title) sat on the wall; it could be said today that he 'sat on the fence' which a lot of people do whenever they cannot make up their mind what side of the fence they want to join. In such situations, whenever one is not aligned to any side they are likely to get into difficulty and when this happens no one, even the authorities, will be able to help. A nice simple allegorical tale.

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It was suicide; he'd had un oeuf.

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He leaned back too far as he stared at a girl egg walking past on the other side.

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because he was destined to? ....lol

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he definitely was pushed. CIA or Secret service or MI6 or ?????

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Better question: why would the king send horses to fix a broken egg?<br />
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They lack opposable thumbs! What good are they to pick up little bits of eggshell?

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He had to scramble!!!!!!!

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Richard III was destined to lose his horse

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