He was an adrenaline junkie looking to light a fart in mid-air. A subtle blend of high jinks, and tomfoolery, almost art in its own way. lol
cuz his wife was chasing him with a pitch fork!
someone probably told him "no way, you can't do that!"
Because he knew that he couldn't do anal on his own and knew that he would not be able to make that jump.
It was an awfully cold night :-D
to toast his nuts
He was jealous of the cow
he was too lazy to walk around it
I think that was before they invented waxing. ;D
because crack makes you do weird things