Why did nobody report the old lady who lives in the shoe for child abuse, and where did she get all them kids?
9 Answers to "Why did nobody report the old lady who lives in the shoe for child abuse, and where did she get all them kids?"
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Who else would actually ever come near a weird lady inside giant smelly shoe? Perfect place to hide stolen children!
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Well, I'm no genius, but I'm guessing she had a lot of intercourse in and around that shoe.
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Poor old lady... she didn't know what she was getting into when she signed that lease agreement.
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Or a foster homeLike (1)
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or foster homes to dont you know
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What about those German parents that kicked their kids out of the house to wander the woods aimlessly. And the Witch that lived in the Gingerbread house that tried to eat one of them?
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and your explanation for the Witch that chooses to eat a fat german kid while she lives in the woods where there has to be perfectly edible animals, and her house which is also edible?Like (1)
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LOL
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she probably kidnapped them
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Seriously? It's a story written in a different time.
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by Wildfire42 Sep 9th, 2012 at 6:53PM
Her late husband, was a kind guy who started an orphanage. The orphanage burned down, so they had to move into a giant shoe the man's brother left him.
The man died of a heart attack, and she did'nt want to just throw them out, but she can't afford to keep them because she owes more on the mortgage than the shoe is worth. No body wants to buy her shoe because it's in a bad neighborhood.
Also nobody reported her because no one really cares what happens to orphans, at least she keeps them from forming gangs and pick pocketing people. If something happened to her, someone else would have to take care of the orphans.
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