Cuz she was a **** and had to have a different dwarf for each night of the week .....
Fearsome defenders for an innocent wench.
Note that the Queen would not face their axes.
It was easier than living with one woman...
she had a craving for 7up
Because she was in the witness protection program and no other places were available at the time...
..Had an itch that needed scratching.
she had a fetish for super hairy beards..
maybe she couldn't find a man with all the qualities she was looking for.
One for every erogenous zone. Plus they can all fit in the same bed
a large sexual appetite ???