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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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It saw a brown/white/pink cow and wanted a goddamm Neopolatin, too!
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Comprehensive2
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 6:42AM
To get away from Colonel Sanders
To get to the other side
To get away from Mama
To meet the rooster
To test her fate
She had nothing better to do
and it goes on and on and on
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humptydumpty85
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 5:45AM
cause he saw an idiot do it and he thought 2 himself...hey how hard can it be?
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beammeupscotty
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 6:43AM
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road? Why did it? :)
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FredTrellis
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 9:32AM
The roads' lawyers were weak.
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phedokitty
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 3:24AM
piu piu ..piu ...
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woodinhouse
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 3:25AM
because the butcher was on his side
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kowen
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 4:22AM
Because the green walk sign was flashing and everyone knows that chickens arn't colour blind.
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ElLagarto
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 6:43AM
First, posit a spherical chicken.
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dedre
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 6:53AM
....because it was stapled to the crawling baby?
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SaunaGuy
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 7:59AM
she discovered she preferred the same gender...
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IlooklikeJesus
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 9:04AM
To see the hedgehog, its flat mate?
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wilderheart
Posted Jul 4th, 2009 at 1:26PM
Because...
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