Oh that was yo ghurt? Sorry dawg.
sorry... I didn't know it was yoghurt! it tasted like sp3rm to me!
Why was your yoghurt even in my fridge? D;
The real question here is why didn't you?
Well, you should have been more defensive of it. Just leaving it in there, all scared and alone...You're a monster.
Would you leave your child behind a kiwi slice barricade and half grapefruit moat?!
Yeah, well that's what you get for thinking. Typical man! Can't even be trusted with yogurt...
Well...........that's neither here nor there............
-lip quivers- I was just hungry. I couldn't help it. However can I make it up to you, Sir Panda Pants?
You're asking an AWEFUL lot of me, Mister!
I can't think of any response that isn't sexual...so...um...-runs away-