dolphins are always punctured by nature ... otherwise they couldn´t breath ... lol<br />
so for sure I´m not guilty ...
can't help i have a needle ****.
The dolphin never gave me the cookie he promised D:
Ok... but i shall never firgive the dolphin.
I bit it, I thought it was a fish sandwhich
Ok you cautht me, I was riding it the cute pool lady walked by I got excited and POP!
He thought it was a jelly fish. (drum hit.)
ay yah -_-
No, I was busy at the time trying to figure out which drawer your ice pick belongs in.
well i stole it and i was really gettin into it when my girlfriend walked in she doesnt like me gettin off on inflatables without her so she put her high heel in it im sorry
Because those dolphins you served for lunch were terrible (And too damn chatty..)..
well i kinda like it, and well ...<br />
i saw you on that dolphin, and i got jealous, i know it sounds silly but you two were having so much fun together.<br />
so anyway, when you left, i snuck over to where the dolphin was and i "borrowed" it for the night, i was going to just ride on it for a liltle. so i laid with it for a while, we rolled around together, and i may have kissed it.<br />
but then i forgot about the scissors. ...<br />
i left them on my bed that morning, and well we rolled on to them, your poor dolphin got stabbed with them.<br />
i felt so sorry, i didn't relay know what to do, so i folded it up neatly and secretly placed it back where you put it, blindly hoping it would all work out.<br />
A thunderstorm was abrewin and you would just not get out! lolol
Because it was creepy to see you swimming with one of those ones that looks like a mostly naked woman!
-_- i see what you did there
I did it because YOLO and pssshhh who needs a a blow up dolphin. Here is a real one.
Have a dolphin...🐬
Did she have a name?
I hated that thing and I was determined to get my revenge!
It was no match for my inflatable swordfish.
Aww i wouldnt do that! Im way too much of a softy!!!
to make u drown.
Woops...I sorry. I'll get you another