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You punctured my favourite toy that I was riding.
AlphaMale19 AlphaMale19 22-25, M 28 Answers Jul 28, 2012

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Honestly?...and this is going to sound so crazy, but I swear this is how it happened.



Sometimes when I am playing around I use my imagination and it gets over excited and I sometimes actually "feel" as though I am really in the situation I am imagining....well I was in the pool and imagining I was with a shark for some reason and I was a super spy trying to get into a mansion. The dolpgin toy was too close and I started getting all paniced and I ended up spqueezing it too hard.



Ok thats a load of crap, and you obviously know it, I tried to use it because my blow up Tera Patrick doll couldn't hold in air anymore.

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dolphins are always punctured by nature ... otherwise they couldn´t breath ... lol



so for sure I´m not guilty ...

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can't help i have a needle ****.

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same dimensions?

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The dolphin never gave me the cookie he promised D:

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aw I give you one instead now could you please repair him?

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Ok... but i shall never firgive the dolphin.

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I bit it, I thought it was a fish sandwhich

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A fish sandwhich does not look like my pool toy which is filled with air and is 4 ft long and please don't tell me it was a giant sandwich because you will need to find a massive loaf of bread.

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Ok you cautht me, I was riding it the cute pool lady walked by I got excited and POP!

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He thought it was a jelly fish. (drum hit.)

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ay yah -_-

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No, I was busy at the time trying to figure out which drawer your ice pick belongs in.

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it's just above the top drawer marked with an ice symbol

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well i stole it and i was really gettin into it when my girlfriend walked in she doesnt like me gettin off on inflatables without her so she put her high heel in it im sorry

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Because those dolphins you served for lunch were terrible (And too damn chatty..)..

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well i kinda like it, and well ...



i saw you on that dolphin, and i got jealous, i know it sounds silly but you two were having so much fun together.



so anyway, when you left, i snuck over to where the dolphin was and i "borrowed" it for the night, i was going to just ride on it for a liltle. so i laid with it for a while, we rolled around together, and i may have kissed it.



but then i forgot about the scissors. ...

i left them on my bed that morning, and well we rolled on to them, your poor dolphin got stabbed with them.



i felt so sorry, i didn't relay know what to do, so i folded it up neatly and secretly placed it back where you put it, blindly hoping it would all work out.



i'm sorry

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A thunderstorm was abrewin and you would just not get out! lolol

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Because it was creepy to see you swimming with one of those ones that looks like a mostly naked woman!

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-_- i see what you did there

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I did it because YOLO and pssshhh who needs a a blow up dolphin. Here is a real one.

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Have a dolphin...🐬

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Did she have a name?

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yes, Abi

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I hated that thing and I was determined to get my revenge!

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Well I suppose you didn't mind then that as revenge I grabbed WOMBAT5's Swordfish and puncture your shark

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It was no match for my inflatable swordfish.

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You better buy me a new one and keep your swordfish away from her

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Whoops

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Aww i wouldnt do that! Im way too much of a softy!!!

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to make u drown.

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