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Why do elevators take so long to get to the floor you asked for?

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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 2:39AM
depends on which floor your going to.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 2:53AM
Because some people like to have sex in elevators.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 3:06AM
To **** us off
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 3:14AM
elevators are like people,annoying....sometimes
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 3:16AM
It was emplemented this way so you can endure a very ackward moment trying to avoid eye contact with the people around you and hope and pray you don't have to pass gass or no one else does or did and you are trapped with their stink or someones cologne or perfume is making you wanna puke and inside you are screaming to let me off now and you politely smile at the person next to you and get off the elevator as quickly as possible.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 3:31AM
to ethier teach us patience, or because some bastard pressed all the buttons before you entered the dang thing.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 4:04AM
I know the one at my old job went according to who pressed the button first. So, if you entered it, and someone pressed the 4th floor button, it would go get them before going to the stop you selected.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 1:13PM
elevators can only travel so fast or the occupants would get sick.
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Posted Jun 18th, 2009 at 9:13PM
It's 'cause God hates you... that's what it is... lol.
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