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Why do i have a hard-on right now?

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Why are you asking this question? lol! wtf?
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:17PM
because you have womens panties on
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 6:19PM
Honey,if you don't know you got problems.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:51PM
I don't really care!
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 3:17PM
Because you are 14 and a breeze blew up your pant leg. Or - you could be looking out your window at Fat Freddie next door bent over after he got out of the shower.

I think it is the second one.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:25PM
Because you are thinking about bananas.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:27PM
because you don't know what to with it.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:37PM
Because you have a serious medical condition, and you should seek medical help.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:43PM
Hard on's can also be a metaphor for having a problem with someone.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 2:47PM
cos u like nice things lol
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 3:01PM
because you are one sick lizard!
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 3:25PM
Cuz you gotta have some of dat kitty! Ive got one too!!! Gotta go!
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 3:38PM
Why shoould we believe you're capable of it?
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:11PM
If it lasts for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:55PM
Because you just woke up???
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Posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 10:54PM
u are watching **** again aint u?
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Posted Jul 1st, 2009 at 10:43AM
You ask like it's a bad thing.
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