Toasters are evil, obviously!
Well it was right night door to smoothieology 101, you should have !
…what is a toaster?...
Lol that's a good one!
It is existential toaster angst.
Because Toast brings back the times when life was buttery.
Or it could be toast - traumatic stress.
Just toss ur toaster and ex in the bathtub then
Don't put your hand in it. Its meant for bread.
I can't explain gravity either, but just go with it!