i'm like 'JESUS CHRIST IM CONSTIPATED' and it hurts like HELL I look into the toilet and these red and pink hearts about 2 inches big each stab my annus and its SO embarrasing i have to flush the toilet or put them in the trash cause if anyone sees that sh!t...I'd take a picture but its my sh!t so it might get reported..
Sounds like a serious heart condition bra.
dude you need to eat more bran... I had the same problem and cereal solved it
Are you Chuck Norris's relative?