cuz them young whippersnappers at the bank don't know nuthin and they'll lose it.
What the hell are you doing with these old ladies
cuz we remember our grannies telling us all about when the banks failed and they lost all their money that was in the bank.
They dont have to remember the PIN
they need the back support...
because over the years they have seen bankrupt banks refusing to pay up their account holders
It's my belief that in the next twenty years, maybe even in the next five years, most of us will be hiding our money under our mattress because banks will be distrusted globally.
Cause that "delightful" old lady smell is enough to deter even the most dedicated thief .. and it comes super concentrated in the mattress! Fool proof security :)