Bc like mushrooms - they enjoy being in dark, damp spaces
have you ever thought the mushrooms look weird ? impersonating a penis.
Mushrooms are there to scatter spores on the ground. It's the same concept, just a different direction.
To please you better during intercourse. Really! This is not a funny or pervy reply.
Your misandry is showing.
I sometimes paint it black with a little cape and pretend it's Darth Vader
I love them....I think they are beautiful....when attached to someone lovely!!! :o) And the skin is just the softest....
LOL! I think this should be the question of the day!
Well aren't we all fun guys?
Oh even i feel that that joke was bad, eurgh...
Go ask your mother. :-)
how about hexagon shaped
They don't all look like that... some have bigger "tops" then others. But they are super weird. The key with men is to actually love them before having sex. Then the willies will not give you the willies. That or you are gay. Figure it out, I suppose.
I love mushrooms. I think they are beautiful and very enticing.