It gets you ready for the big let down. It is very compasionate of them.

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I used to do stand up comedy and I had this whole but that you could get away with saying pretty much anything . <br />
"Hey boss, No offense, but sometimes I dream about smashing you in the face, hey no offense or anything, just a dream, who acts on dreams right, I'll see you in a dark stock room"<br />
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Sometimes people like to throw in the <br />
"No Disrespect, but your mothers cooking makes me wanna burn this house down, hey no disrespect, but men on death row shouldn't have to eat this filth, No Offense"<br />
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Personally, it is the same thing for pretty much anything that is gonna sound or come off bad, but what is crazy there are other key words:<br />
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No Offense<br />
No disrespect,<br />
I'm not (insert whatever)<br />
Hey, Between you and Me<br />
I dont want you to think I'm (insert whatever)<br />
Honestly,<br />
Privately<br />
Politically<br />
Spiritually<br />
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A lot of softball throws before the pitcher throws the heat.

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Gorgeous. (Moriarty, hell yes.)

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You forgot, "I'm sorry, but..." That one irritates me because the speaker is not being apologetic at all.

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lol I agree. It's like when some women say, Aw what an ugly little baby, bless it's little heart. Like that's supposed to make that statement ok.

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Pft. Well to be honest, some babies do sort of look like fruit bats. (I think toddlers are cuter.)

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Aw bless your little heart.

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Thank you. &lt;3

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in the south when they say bless ur heart they usually mean burn in hell

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I'm in the northy south :D

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So that's what my grandma meant all these years?

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It basically means this:<br />
I'm going to state my opinion whether it offends you or not because its my opinion and I have a right to it. I'm not saying it to offend you but if it does, cry me a effin river because your feelings arent important enough for me to shut up.

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their version of training wheels on speaking up.... They wouldn't survive an hour in Redneckville:)

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Because they think it justifies their superficiality.

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