So when it's brown trousers time and the enemy have them within their clutches, the stains are easily hidden beneath some trusty, stain resistant fabric.
They're strong .. not smart.
Because he wants both men and women to realise that he's so hot.The super hero is a bi.
Back in the day when they conceived the idea of super heroes they ba<x>sed their costumes off of the wrestlers of the time who wore spandex and what not. Guess the underwear on the outside just stuck right up unitil now.
Originally it was because the costume made for better color distribution in the comic books....
Do you know how hard it is to get super skidmarks out?
to impress the ladies
because they are always in a hurry to save someone they dont get dressed right.
So their tights fit better