You're not seasoning them right.
That's rather inclusive. Perhaps not all of us do.
We do a lot of barbecuing and the stuff comes off on the grill and naturally it burns and gets all over our clothes that we only change twice a week.
your're frying them instead of a slow stewing. rookie mistake.
oozily my best aye?
Funny you say this, cause I grilled last night, and I think you just mean "smell burnt".
What an azz!!
You smell white people?