Why do mens 6 packs become kegs when they take thier shirts off!!!!!

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Hey stop peeking at my six pack

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u go girl!!!

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Sorry Ned, can you move a little to the left please!!

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Nasty! Nasty!

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Because you're an extremely shallow jerk, sorry to say. Why any woman would get undressed for you is beyond me. You must be a really smooth talker.<br />
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You obviously don't realize what's important in a woman. Who cares if she seems a little heavier when she's naked? Her weight didn't change in that instant. It was only your perception of her that changed. She should slap you upside the head for thinking that about her!!! Women work very hard to look nice for us men so you should try harder to appreciate them. You've obviously never made love to a voluptuous woman so you don't know what you're missing.<br />
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Also, if you prefer women who wear super-tight clothes, you probably don't understand physics very well. Tight clothing squeezes the body into a different shape. When that clothing comes off, her body will return to her original shape. You need to appreciate the fact that she chose to show her body to you and nobody else. If you criticize her at that crucial moment, you're being a total jerk and showing us all how unworthy you are of her affection, or anyone else's for that matter. We won't all be hot forever. Accept that as you age.<br />
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In my experience, every woman I've ever undressed always looked hotter, and more delicious, with their clothes off.

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WOW I am not touching this question good luck

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They took off their Spanx or wore a color that's "slimming"

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I see your point but women who wear clothes that flatter, thin, and lift are only doing what they can. Human bodies are not made out of plastic. <br />
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At least you have a better idea of what you're getting than women do with men. There's not much guidance as to penis size and sexual ability and trustworthiness on the face of a man...

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Its like them vacuum bags, once you let a bit of air in , WHOOSHKA!

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It's the hours we put into making sure the dress/skirt etc sits right on our hips or the spanx we wear under it.. LOL.. but hey, we must have looked pretty good in clothes to be able to take them off in front of you, and thats what matters isnt it? how we look to your mates and others so you dont get hassled for screwing a fugly? LOL... Joking but it's true in a sense yeah?

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Good, truthful answer! But it seems like false advertisment. And kinda disappointing.

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Maybe, but at least we dont just balloon out. We may gain a few extra inches here and there but.. Its all in the company..

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HA HA HA, hmm tell me the answer, Id love to know!

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Are you always this charming? Or are you making an exception for us since it's Thursday?

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Its called the female form, you must be attracted to wide child bearing hips and large bo*bs and you are telling EP about it to make the guys who arent so lucky with women jealous.SHAME ON YOU!

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i hope u marry a supermodel that ends up trapping you with 5 kids, gets really fat, treats u like s*it and then divorces you for your best friend, taking your money with her. then you see her around spending your money and looking like a supermodel again!

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If you had connected with her in some other way before she took her clothes off, you would never have noticed or cared. If she was thinner without her clothes, why would the experience have improved?

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It's all in your minds. You are more beautiful and sexy to us men than you think, but it's not really about us men is it? ;)

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