There's nothing like a warm Christmas story to sit next to the fire and get nice and cozy and... drunk..
Santa is an alcoholic.. I have the liquor store receipts to prove it!
Well, I believe in lard, bathrobes, and stage props....so.....
You just described half the people I know.
he knows if your been bad or good.. no presents for you this yr
I am Santa.............. lol dont tell my daughter that tho
Your secrets safe with me lol