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I went to get her a drink at a wedding anniversary and she cried and thanked me when I brought it back, silly mom.
Kmade Kmade 18-21, M 7 Answers May 27 in Community

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Sons running away while saying they're getting a drink is more common than you think. Your mum appreciates that you didn't run away. Good on ya bro.

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HAHAHA

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My mom gets sweaty when it's cold and gets cold when it's hawt. Our moms O_O

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sooo cray

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???hormons going nuts . when females get preg. sometimes crazy things like that happen to? remebr my wife crying over nothing. that's what I told. big body changes

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Hormones

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It's hormones, the same thing she dealt with when you were a teenager and couldn't keep your hand out of your pants.

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Stahp!

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I'm sure that's exactly what she said. "Kyle, stahp it! Keep your hands out of there you dirty boy!" Oh, b.t.dubs, your name is Kyle now.

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THATS MY ACTUAL NAME THOUGH.....LIKE.....LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO WEIRD.

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Lmao, seriously? Damn, I'm good. -slides on sunglasses and stares off into the sunset-

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I see it two ways. A.) You are a fvcking crazy stalker lady with a shrine in your closet, or B.) You just slid off into the sunset with some killa shades, bra-fvcking-vo

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Both are true, actually. While we're on the topic, can I get some of your hair? I mean you could be nice and give it to me, or I can just sneak into your bedroom and take it while you sleep. ......I watch you sleep sometimes, you know. So peaceful, so innocent. But the things that I do to you...they aren't so innocent. -wiggles eyebrows- Mwahahahaha.

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I've had some pretty fvcked up dreams lately... that explains a lot. But ya I'll send you some hair, I don't want you taking an inconvenient chunk while I'm sleeping, I can work with ya ;)

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See, things are just so much easier when we work together. My previous victims just didn't seem to understand that...that's why they had to go away...

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Take me to the zoo

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On, like...a date? -gasps- A stalker's dream!!! Thank you Stockholm Syndrome!

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+1 for fitting that reference somehow into our conversation. And easy there cowgirl, I gotta feel you out first...I-I don't mean it like that....ugh nevermind. Lets just get to the zoo

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Bahahaha. No, I'm down for you meaning it like that. ;)

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Or just skip and go to the cowgirl? Chacha sLiDe - REVERSE, REVERSE

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I never got the depression from this. This reaction shouldn't be. Ask her to see a GYN. They can give her something mild to ease her anxiety. I was merely upset with all the massive bleeding's. It was just 'GROSS' to put it mildly. A very mild over the counter is useful for me now. St John's Wort. It's not expensive. And helps your thoughts to stay where they belong. PM back to me if you like, But I'm off now to work and wont return for 12 hours +

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AAAAAHHHHHHH you said too many things you painted some vivid imagery in my head, it hurts

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Omg. Lmao. So much blood...........

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Pls stop! I'm going to vomit

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Hey, you know that's where you came from.

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Ya, I don't plan on returning...like EVER

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That's good, ****** is pretty gross. -nods-

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Emo

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TOTES

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