Intestinal parasites...or hemaroids. (spelling?)
Itching and pain be gone! I found a solution to Anal Itch in the Bathroom Bidet Sprayers they use in Thailand. Every doctor will tell you that you need to clean but the key is you need to do it without irritating the skin. Difficult to accomplish when you have an itch that is just begging to be scratched. But cleaning with a water spray does just that and it is easy, convenient and no one need know what you are using it for. Toilet paper irritates the skin and the more you rub, the more you itch. I bought mine at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com and installed it myself. Check out; http://www.bathroomsprayers.com/info/mypage.php?page=20
Check your diet. Too much spicey food can cause it.
Forgot to wipe again, did you???
We told you not to wipe with that leaf but no you just wouldn't listen...lol
Could be allergy.. Other causes are fungal or bacterial infection. Try anti-inch cream there.. If doesnt work, try the mixture of antibiotic cream and athlete's foot cream. All ointments are available over the counter and are cheap.
Do you have a spinal condition? You may need an alignment.
Do not reach for the tube of Preperation H before checking because it might be Ben-Gay.