Be grateful. Ours rolled in a dead cow.
Is it bacon paste, by any chance?
Eww my dog does this, except on my arms or hands (legs too sensitive for lotion, ouch), neosporin too. My sis-in-law's cat used to do the same thing. It's weird lol..
My cat tries to lick my feet after I put on Bag Balm. It has some of the same ingredients as hairball remedy, and he loves the taste. It doesn't hurt him, it tickles me, but who needs cat slobber?!
Stop using peanut butter