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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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    NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by NedKelly1 Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:07AM

    The real reason is that Tarzan does not want biancaknowsnothing chasing him as well all know that biancaknowsnothing LOVES a man with a beard

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6 Answers to "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?"

  1. rolo65 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by rolo65 Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:16AM

    Gets caught in the vines while swinging between trees.

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  2. rald - female

    Reply by rald Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:18AM

    ouch xD

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  3. PastPilot - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by PastPilot Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:16AM

    He shaves. Johnny Weissmuller was seen shaving in one of his Tarzan movies -- he used his over-sized knife.

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  4. YourBFF - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by YourBFF Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:16AM

    magic?

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  5. AvalonWeiss - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by AvalonWeiss Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:08AM

    Don't know but can you imagine the stench on him... yuk!..

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  6. amanalone - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by amanalone Nov 10th, 2012 at 2:44AM

    The Apes pull the hairs out daily - one by one!

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