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Why doesn't that slµt just make me a sandwich?

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9 Answers to "Why doesn't that slµt just make me a sandwich?"

  1. lonelymrstroll - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by lonelymrstroll Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:20PM

    One CANNOT get the correct caliber of ***** now a days.... I blame the schools

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  2. Dragonhermit - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Dragonhermit Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:04PM

    That's no way to talk to your grandmother!

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  3. KayKai - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by KayKai Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:04PM

    Because you're lazy.

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  4. zombiii - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by zombiii Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:03PM

    I think she's looking almost done making it.... just looking for arsenic.

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  5. Cocolily - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Cocolily Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:02PM

    ******** don't get sandwiches , it's the law

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  6. Peacefulwarrior23 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by Peacefulwarrior23 Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:02PM

    Probably because you say things like that

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  7. FlattertoDeceive - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by FlattertoDeceive Jan 2nd, 2013 at 11:59AM

    You are probably to soft on her, show her the back of your hand and she will sit on your lap and feed you.

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  8. siamul - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by siamul Jan 2nd, 2013 at 11:59AM

    She must be a lesbian. I mean, why else wouldn't she make you a sammich?

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  9. Sadandsulkingpuppy - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Sadandsulkingpuppy Jan 2nd, 2013 at 11:58AM

    Would you like a beer with that sandwich?

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  10. thisisevenlessfunnow - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by thisisevenlessfunnow Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:00PM

    No, I do not take drugs.

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  11. Sadandsulkingpuppy - female

    Reply by Sadandsulkingpuppy Jan 2nd, 2013 at 12:01PM

    Good for you! Now give me that sandwich back!

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