Cause your the creepy old guy that sits back watching the young girls with that sand bucket over your junk and they banned you ;)
Because it would be too cold in November???
Why aren't you able to go? I go often. In California they have a few. It's a rather pleasant experience most of the time.
Because people pay you to keep your clothes on.
Lol .. Your far to young :-)
Have a few in South Florida. I admit I've never been. However you cannot just go and browse the sights. One MUST be a participant. Minimum age is 21. If you choose to drive by, there is this tall sand dune to keep out those who simply drive by to GAWK.