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Why don't you come sit out on the front porch and have a smoke?

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    zombiii - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by zombiii Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:53PM

    Because I'm on the roof drinking whiskey and listening to the radio.

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13 Answers to "Why don't you come sit out on the front porch and have a smoke?"

  1. cpgnatly - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by cpgnatly May 2nd, 2013 at 4:35PM

    We have some prep work to do.

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  2. DearJulian - 26-30 years old

    Posted by DearJulian Dec 27th, 2012 at 9:09PM

    Weed, is that ok?

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  3. stlcrzy - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by stlcrzy Dec 27th, 2012 at 9:01PM

    That sounds so good right now- I quit over a year ago and I still get the urge!

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  4. tempestcd - 51-55 years old

    Posted by tempestcd Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:55PM

    I'll have a sit for a spell, but no smoke for me...thanks

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  5. oOoAllieoOo - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by oOoAllieoOo Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:53PM

    I can't smoke. Hmm. How about I sit on the porch and eat skittles.

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  6. inChange - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by inChange Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:53PM

    I'm game, what are we going to talk about?

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  7. louisthepearl - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by louisthepearl Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM

    Good, I've been dying for a smoke.

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  8. amstevens23 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by amstevens23 Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM

    soon... perhaps.. I'd have to shower afterwards...don't like my hair to smell...and breath..

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  9. robotmusic7 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by robotmusic7 Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM

    I don't smoke but mind if i have a drink?

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  10. lederman - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by lederman Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM

    cause i dont smoke

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  11. expo67 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by expo67 Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM

    My iron lung won't fit.

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  12. Sadandsulkingpuppy - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Sadandsulkingpuppy Dec 27th, 2012 at 8:51PM

    Ok

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