<----Is changing filthy diaper right now.
Just got done and now I'm in the process of cleaning up the mess that my cat left in the bathroom. He missed the litter box.
Because they YELL and SH*T on themselves.
They make everything sticky
they are short, annoying, and always eating, and....I am just kidding, I have kids, and they grew up..... :)
I'm tired as **** and my kid won't take a nap. That is 1 out of 1,000,000,000. I do love my kids and love being around them but that's not what you asked lol
anyone who hates children and small animals can't be all bad
borrowed from the brilliant and esteemed philosopher, William Claude Dukenfield
never listen to a mime
I haven't spent much time with them so aren't used to them. I treat them like I treat myself - supportive at first, then critical, then supportive, then . . . It isn't the right way to act towards kids.
I don't have kids, so I'm not ignoring any. It's on purpose, my not being a father.
But I do! I even have two of my own.
Like? I love my niece and nephews.
They're loud, obnoxious, messy, sticky, not so smart, easily hurt, tiny humans. What's there to like?
Have you met my kids? Just kidding they're awesome like me :)
They're like tiny little people and that's just weird.
because they are unpredictable and they do things you don't expect. like randomly pull down thier pants and there your like what the hell , why did you do that . so you say stop, seriously more than one of my relatives , a 6 year old , 3 year old , and 7 year old all have at one time or antoher pulled down their pants. it's weird for me. my nephew once ran into the room completly naked jumped on my lap. i was in shock , i told him no and that is not okay . he laughed and thought it was a joke. it put me in an awkard situation.
Too much sugar, never enough salt, even on slow roast.