Just don't name anything after Socrates...you don't want what he drank ;-)
We had one years ago here in my city in the artsy district. Damned if I can recall the name.
They did in my home town, it went broke in like, six months.
Yeah, shockingly enough, the type of people who want to sit around a coffee hut philosophizing all day tend to nurse a single cup of black for six hours.
how about a shop with stolen items