Why haven't you asked me to marry you yet?
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Posted by peza Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:47PM
I love another.
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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:49PM
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Posted by IvanKaramazov Jan 7th, 2013 at 12:10AM
Fear that you wouldn't appreciate the polygamy.
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Posted by Chagrinned Dec 27th, 2012 at 9:49AM
Sorry, can't get the Kenny Loggins look out of mind!
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Posted by Tuva Dec 25th, 2012 at 11:04PM
Polygamy is illegal where I live. Plus I would feel inadequate marrying someone with more facial hair than me.
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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Dec 25th, 2012 at 11:05PM
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Posted by deadpan46 Dec 25th, 2012 at 1:50PM
you, a bearded woman... me, an aging mercenary... well we could maybe be a circus freakshow anyhow?
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Posted by kbgloves1 Dec 25th, 2012 at 1:31PM
Why buy the cow when the milk is free *winks*
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Posted by JustPlainBarb Dec 25th, 2012 at 1:18PM
Because I'm already married and don't like long beards. :)
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Posted by Fazer Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:56PM
'Cause you look like a guy dressed as a Christmas tree and I'm not attracted to guys or Christmas trees.
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Posted by Rivfader Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:53PM
Woah...I thought we already were! DAMN EXTRATERRESTRIALS! Messin' with my memories, and shite....
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Posted by EdieQuinnz Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:52PM
i think asking you once a week is enough
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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:57PM
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Reply by EdieQuinnz Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:58PM
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Posted by olddreams Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:52PM
My wife won't let me.
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Posted by KeasbeyNights Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:51PM
Gross, marriage.
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Posted by Shuhak Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:48PM
* My dog ate the engagement ring (I swear it's true)
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Posted by YBlah Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:48PM
You know an ocean lies between us. Just as soon as I've dredged a path I'll ask
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Posted by NsprDash Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:47PM
I think we need to sleep together 1st..... If I like it then I will put a ring on it
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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:48PM
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Posted by starship33 Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:47PM
skip that part just give me the ring.
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Posted by 1blujay Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:45PM
Don't you believe in a little courtship first?
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Posted by Unquestioned Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:45PM
I've been waiting for you to ask me. ;)
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Posted by MiniBryant Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:44PM
What's marriage?
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Reply by biancaknowsnothing Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:45PM
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Reply by MiniBryant Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:47PM
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Posted by Temptressempress Dec 25th, 2012 at 12:44PM
coz u are expecting too much lady.
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