Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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Posted by TrackyDaks Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:33AM
You get to dismember it and tie up the pieces and shove it into a box.
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Posted by faeryflutterthe1andonly Nov 26th, 2012 at 7:33AM
It is color coordinated!
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Posted by chipperchick Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:43AM
You can take it down,
Pack it up in a box,
Put it in a cupboard,
Take it out whenever you need it.
and, tress don't fart!
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Posted by Lostlittlepixie Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:43AM
A christmas tree is better than a man because:
You will never have to cook anything for it and then clean up afterwards.
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Posted by kbgloves1 Nov 26th, 2012 at 7:28AM
A Christmas tree doesnt leave the toilet seat up
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Posted by BabzEsq24 Nov 26th, 2012 at 7:28AM
I'm a Jew
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Posted by OnewithJC Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:35AM
You haven't found the right man. :)
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Reply by FunnyGirl7 Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:41AM
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Reply by OnewithJC Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:44AM
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Posted by Gene86 Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:34AM
It gives your presents whenever its around. :)
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Posted by ladylouisiana Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:33AM
ROTF.......
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