You get to dismember it and tie up the pieces and shove it into a box.
You can take it down,
Pack it up in a box,
Put it in a cupboard,
Take it out whenever you need it.
and, tress don't fart!
A christmas tree is better than a man because:
You will never have to cook anything for it and then clean up afterwards.
A Christmas tree doesnt leave the toilet seat up
I'm a Jew
You haven't found the right man. :)
What? lol No, I would say the same about men who claim beer is better than women....with the exception that they haven't found the right woman, of course. :)
It gives your presents whenever its around. :)