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A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. A Christmas tree has cute balls. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
FunnyGirl7 FunnyGirl7 51-55, F 11 Answers Nov 26, 2012 in Jokes & Riddles

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You get to dismember it and tie up the pieces and shove it into a box.

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You can take it down, <br />
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Pack it up in a box, <br />
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Put it in a cupboard, <br />
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Take it out whenever you need it.<br />
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and, tress don't fart!

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A Christmas tree doesnt leave the toilet seat up

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I'm a Jew

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You haven't found the right man. :)

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I bet you had a fancy wedding bride of Christ.

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What? lol No, I would say the same about men who claim beer is better than women....with the exception that they haven't found the right woman, of course. :)

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It gives your presents whenever its around. :)

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ROTF.......

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