Why is Durbanpoison always in EP Jail?

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haha... cause of answers like this....

**** tha ep police comin' straight from the underground
A mother ****** got it bad cause i'm loud
I'm not a carbon copy so ep police think they have the authority
To kill a minority
**** that **** cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother ****** with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on and throwin' in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
******' with me cause i'm a teenager
With a little bit of dough and a pager
Searchin my car lookin' for the product
Yeah mother ******, i'm sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and my friends
All rollin' in a benz
Beat a ep police out of shape
And when i'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of a the slaughter
Still gettin' strong off bread and water
I don't know if they're **** or what
Searchin' me down and grabbin' my nuts
A mother ****** on the war path
And when i'm finished, it's gonna be a blood bath
Of ep cops dyin' on my way
Yeah I got somethin' to say
**** THA EP EP POLICE
**** THA EP POLICE
**** THA EP POLICE
**** THA EP POLICE
**** tha ep police and I said it with authority
Cause my people on the streets are the majority
Lights are flashin' behind me
But you're a scared little ****** so you mace me to blind me
But that **** don't work I just laugh
Cause it gives 'em a hint not to step in my path
Ep police i'm sayin' **** you punk
Read my rights and ****, it's all junk
Pullin' out a silly club so you stand
With a fake *** badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk and i'm gonna **** you up
Make you think i'm gonna kick your ***
But drop your gat and i'm gonna blast
Takin' out wp ploice will make my day
A mother ****** like me don't give a **** to say
**** THA EP POLICE
**** THAEP POLICE
**** THA EP POLICE
**** THA EP POLICE

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essendon	Posted Nov 10th, 2009 at 5:25AM Maybe cos he speaks his mind. Good or bad. Rated: +5Vote for this!
ZombieKitty	Posted Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:07AM essendon is right. That and too many anal people who don't understand his dry humor or are easily offended. :( Rated: +4Vote for this!
LizardKing	Posted Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:07AM Public urination. Rated: +4Vote for this!
RachelR2	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:32PM EP littering, but I think that is an infraction. Dammit durb, stay out of trouble for once, or was it solicitating. I was working that night so I think it is the latter Rated: +3Vote for this!
underconstruction	Posted Nov 8th, 2009 at 12:22AM He needs a good attorney Rated: +3Vote for this!
vexonic	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:46PM Because his wife left him. Rated: +3Vote for this!
zoophile345	Posted Nov 8th, 2009 at 12:22AM N.W.A. well durbs no wonder you frequent jail. i dont think even ice cube has been that many times. leonidis should go to jail but i dont think theres a cell big enough Rated: +3Vote for this!
TrgdyAnn	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:29PM Awwwww, not again. When are visiting hours?,......LOL Rated: +2Vote for this!
jillian222	Posted Nov 8th, 2009 at 12:27AM Hey Durbanpoison didn't you hear about the tunnel we dug? yea man we can come and go as we please. Rated: +2Vote for this!
Archimonde	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:24PM Because he's a naughty boy Rated: +1Vote for this!
BoxingBro	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:25PM An EP criminal right there Rated: +1Vote for this!
Jujalee	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:26PM it's the free turkey sandwiches. Rated: +1Vote for this!
luvwater	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:29PM Deep breath... Rated: +1Vote for this!
wack1985	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:29PM because he has a sense of humor which most people frown upon.. in other words, they're jealous! Rated: +1Vote for this!
nunyabuziness	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:31PM OMFG DP! LOL Rated: +1Vote for this!
JoeDeGhetto	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:32PM Mebbe he don respec authoritah. Rated: +1Vote for this!
kittycat101303	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:32PM I have the feeling hes about to be put back in the slammer! :P Rated: +1Vote for this!
justMeeka	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:37PM straight up trouble that durban is and i LOVE it Rated: +1Vote for this!
beltroyse	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 10:38PM there' an ep jail???? i'm sooooo late Rated: +1Vote for this!

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