What's a woodchuck?

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I've never seen one - I guess to know, we'd both have to use our friend, Mr. Google.

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Good idea.

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Because the woodchuck can chuck wood.

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cause hes done sleeping and isnt tired anymore

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I have roosters on both sides of the yard (neighbor to the right and left)<br />
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t's four A.M. You're tucked safely into a warm bed, savoring the last few hours of sleep before daybreak. And then, suddenly...<br />
[ROOSTER CROWING]<br />
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It must be time to wake up, roll out of bed, and tend to the farm. Except it's four A.M., it's still dark out, and you're not a farmer. It's that neighbor of yours, the one that for some unimaginable reason keeps a rooster as a pet. A rooster that flaunts the most basic rules of neighborhood etiquette by crowing every morning before sunrise. What gives?<br />
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But why must roosters crow as they prepare to start their day, and why do some roosters sound off before dawn? Roosters are territorial creatures and don't much like other roosters trespassing on their land. So they crow in order to establish their domain and warn other roosters to stay away or prepare to brawl. And because their internal clocks are sometimes set a bit early, some roosters begin crowing well before sunrise.<br />
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could your woodchuck have the same problem?

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At least you're used to the roosters. This woodchuck is new.

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When I drive from Cortland to Syracuse on Route 81, if I am driving early morning or late afternoon, I see the woodchucks sitting up and facing the sun as if to worship it (All Hail Sun!). It makes me laugh and I count them. Sometimes as many as 30 beside the road. <br />
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They are sweet, fat looking boys and girls but I know the farmers aren't fond of them.

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Where do they live? I've never seen one.

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Getting his morning wood before the early bird catches the worm.

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Didn't think of this. I usually get wood first thing in the morning too.

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lol!

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it wants to give ypu fire wood?

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At the risk of waking me?

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Because a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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What exactly is chucking wood? Throwing it?

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