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Why is there a cyborg spy cricket in my house recording my conversations?

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    sundragon - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by sundragon Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:54PM

    Trying to see if I won't notice. They picked the wrong house. Never spy on a spy. Its like trying to con a con artist

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17 Answers to "Why is there a cyborg spy cricket in my house recording my conversations?"

  1. Stephen1967 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Stephen1967 Aug 4th, 2012 at 8:44PM

    wait till you discover the nano bots implanted in your brain

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  2. MiriamsWords - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by MiriamsWords Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:53PM

    he has a crush on you

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  3. Melody063 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Melody063 Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:46PM

    It will go away when the drugs wear off.

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  4. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:56PM

    It only appeared when the drugs wore off!!

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  5. Melody063 - female

    Reply by Melody063 Aug 4th, 2012 at 8:01PM

    there is alot to be said for being in an altered state of mind.

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  6. KlaraVoyet - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by KlaraVoyet Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:43PM

    You're special..... or just paranoid ;o)

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  7. outdoorsguy - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by outdoorsguy Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    you need to move, he is an advanced scout for Alien cyborg space crickets who are going to invade your house and enslave you. or drive you insane by singing "when you wish upon a star" , through amplifiers built into their shells, all night long.

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  8. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:54PM

    Good plan, i was thinking of moving anyway as lady gaga keeps climbing on my roof!

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  9. outdoorsguy - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by outdoorsguy Aug 4th, 2012 at 7:03PM

    you need to run not walk then, Flee and leave the Gaga and the Alien Cyborg Space Crickets to battle it out. she has the upper hand with her poker face. LOL

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  10. JustMarji - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by JustMarji Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:40PM

    Beats the cicada's in mine ! lol !

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  11. knel123 - 26-30 years old

    Posted by knel123 Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:39PM

    Smoosh it!!
    And check out the movie Eyeborgs

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  12. TheChurchLady - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by TheChurchLady Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:39PM

    Paranoia?

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  13. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:51PM

    No, it's not paranoid, it's just a spy!

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  14. pegasuss - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by pegasuss Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:38PM

    Yes, but I'm not sure if he bats, bowls or is a wicket keeper.

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  15. AdarSparty17 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by AdarSparty17 Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:38PM

    Maybe its a creeper

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  16. Crazyboi21 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Crazyboi21 Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:37PM

    Cause the crickets a ****.(or the one whe sent it)

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  17. BentWizzard - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by BentWizzard Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:37PM

    How would one go about detecting such a thing?

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  18. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:48PM

    Well it fell of my ceiling!!

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  19. Tyrrmack - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by Tyrrmack Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:36PM

    Call your physician, the meds aren't working.

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  20. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:47PM

    I'm ringing him now but he won't pick up!!

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  21. MikeWinther - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MikeWinther Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:36PM

    How did you find it.. and why do you let it keep running around watching you?

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  22. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:47PM

    i didn't find it, it found me!! and i let keep running around coz i think it's strapped with mini explosives!!

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  23. MikeWinther - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by MikeWinther Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:48PM

    Eat some Rice Crispies and you won't hear it go off

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  24. BluesKing - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by BluesKing Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:36PM

    Because you live in a lousy neighborhood.

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  25. danpockets - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by danpockets Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:45PM

    surely cyborg cricket spy would be employed in more important places than some lousy neighbourhood

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  26. BluesKing - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by BluesKing Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:46PM

    It's hard to say anymore in these troubled times...

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  27. Delilah5 - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Delilah5 Aug 4th, 2012 at 6:36PM

    You must be very interesting.

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