its not topical; you're supposed to drink it
I put cocaine in it.
Didn't take it with Scotch did you?
It's probably the over the counter version that doesn't have the good stuff in it anymore.
Possibly because you are staring at a screen instead of trying to rest?
You should use chloroform!
Crush it and snort it. That works faster.
You didn't take the whole bottle, as not instructed.