The cost of fuel. Its been pointed out as we become increasinlgy digital as opposed to using radio waves our planets noise signature is becoming silent, in terms of detectable sounds. So its probable that if there are other advanced races that they have converted to digital signals and thus making it virtually impossible for us to 'hear' them.
...who wants to visit a species that soils its own nest....
the exchange rate
The euro, dollar, and yen aren't what they used to be.
Because we've been broadcasting radio and TV warnings for over a hundred years now.
Considering our violent history and the fact that we now have weapons of mass destruction, if I was an alien I would also choose the detour rather than the shortcut past Earth.:-)
Getting VISA is tough now...
because we destroy everything we come into contact with.
kylie minogue... simples
Did you see Kylie singing with that massive orchestra? Trying to legitimize that disposable pap. she even did a rendition of 'I should be so lucky'. lol
don't get me started bro ;)
lol.. i bet she worships the devil...
Afraid of water.
Because with my homicidalness right now. I would be scared to even be on the planet.
Every stupid alien can see we scoff at help from whomever is stupid enough to offer it.
After listening to the radio waves we've been broadcasting for so long, they realized we forgot to carry a one in an equation. A planet that forgets to carry the one is not civilized.
Conservatives and Big Religion.Science and curiosity should trump all,always.
They haven't finished translating their version of "to serve man" yet.
Because they get a whif of the U.S. they'll haul a$$.
it would be terrifiyed of all us strange humans.........
They haven't. ;)
Word has it is that it's why they came in the first place. "Omg the kids have found the matches."
They can't see it's here for all the pollution in the atmosphere. All they can see is a cloud of *yuck*