Maybe it is how she seasons her salad?
When a cucumber and a woman love each other VERY MUCH, they lay down together, and give each other a very special hug.
And that's how cucumbers are born!
She could be a vegetarian?
Natural cucumbers actually have small bumps on them...
Well, could be that she's alone and the cucumber makes her happy.
Cheaper than the toy store?
Are you sure its a cucumber and not a cabbage?
To get to the other side :P
Lol at the naughtypuppy answer, I was too late to post something like that ;)
It's the same reason why someone would put a banana in their pxxxx!
What's the strange part???