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Why would Jesus cheat on Mittons?

I'm so sad, I thought he loved me. T~T

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    rainbowdasher - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by rainbowdasher Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:49PM

    He found a fluffier cat, I'm sorry

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  1. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Mittons Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:49PM

    *cry* D,:>

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8 Answers to "Why would Jesus cheat on Mittons?"

  1. sintobus - 22-25 years old

    Posted by sintobus Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:52PM

    You want me call Jesus?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1G1Pho7Ls

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  2. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Mittons Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:53PM

    Best kiss ever. Brb, fapping.

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  3. IamDRock - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by IamDRock Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:51PM

    He doesn't like how often you fap over rainbowdashers hat!

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  4. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by Mittons Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:53PM

    Q~Q

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  5. IamDRock - male

    Reply by IamDRock Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:54PM

    Boobs crying isn't going to make it better!

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  6. GnatFree - 22-25 years old

    Posted by GnatFree Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:51PM

    I'm sorry but the lure of Cheesus is just too strong for even a demi-god to resist.

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  7. fractalpterodactyl - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by fractalpterodactyl Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:50PM

    Don't trust him!! I gave my self to Jesus & now he doesn't call :'(

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  8. siamul - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by siamul Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:50PM

    Because he loves everyone. Such a whöre that way...

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  9. taurasiwade - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by taurasiwade Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:53PM

    He knows you're mine that's why!!

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  10. toistory - 41-45 years old

    Posted by toistory Feb 9th, 2013 at 9:50PM

    Jesus? He cheated on you how?

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